Total Medals Earned: 135 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,545 Points
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/230 points)
Finish the tutorial. Yippee!
What WAS it doing there?
Finish Gooblemania, Side A.
Finish Gooblemania, Side B.
You really hate those things a thousandfold, huh?
Still even shorter than the ad breaks in Philippine television
For YOUR information, I prefer HANDCRAFTED, HAND-ANIMATED DOGS---, MADE. BY. MAN
Find—and conceive—the one other way this can all end.
Deal 10 supercrits.
Make a critically dashing discovery.
Die ten times. Yes, the icon says 20. No, I lost the .fla for the medal icons so I can't change it. Yes, I lied, I do have it but I'm lazy.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/185 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Full Combo Early Mornin' Booze.
Full Combo Drunken Do-Si-Do.
Full Combo Moonshine Melody.
Full Combo Holly Jolly Jivin'.
Full Combo Here We Go Again.
Visit the credits.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/18 (20/705 points)
Get watered at the start of the game!
Absorb grapes in the Grow minigame
Absorb a pumpkin in the Grow minigame
Absorb a strawberry in the Grow minigame
Finish the Grow minigame
Collide with ice in the Run minigame
Die to a water explosion in the Run minigame
Finish the Run minigame
Finish the Sort minigame
Finish the Memory minigame
Survive for three minutes in the Grow minigame
Survive for three minutes in the Run minigame
Survive for three minutes in the Sort minigame
Survive for three minutes in the Memory minigame
Medals Earned: 8/14 (110/460 points)
Beat the dead horse 100 times!
Beat the dead horse 500 times!
Beat the dead horse 1000 times!
Beat the dead horse 2000 times!
Beat the dead horse 5000 times!
Beat the dead horse at least 9001 time
Beat the dead horse 15000 times!
Beat the dead horse 50000 times!
Beat the dead horse 100000 times!
Beat the dead horse 200000 times!
Beat the dead horse 600000 times!
Beat the dead horse a million times! What the hell dude
Beat the dead horse 2 million times! Damn...
Beat the dead horse 100000000 times... Okay now, that's enough. Stop it. Go outside.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/30 points)
It looks like your vance skill is not good enough.
You probably tried very hard?
Medals Earned: 2/16 (15/490 points)
Perform a Danger Bonus!
Wake up the Guard!
Blow up a bomb with a rotten cake!
Perform an Accuracy Bonus!
Buy the Cake Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Life Rescue Power Up.
Buy the Time Slowdown Power Up.
Buy the Time Rescue Power Up.
Earn an Overall of 10 000 Coins!
Eat 75 Cakes in a row.
Capture 10 Birds in a Single Round.
Reach 30 Bonus Multiplier.
Gather 8 Pickups in a Single Round.
Stack 130 Cakes in a Single Round.
Score 150 000 points.
Find the strange flying object located high above the stars!
Medals Earned: 9/21 (75/405 points)
Start the game for the first time.
Beat Tutorial in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 2 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 3 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 4 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 5 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 6 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Earn a Loss rating on any song (on any difficulty).
Beat Week 7 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Beat Weekend 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty) and unlock Pico as a playable character in Freeplay.
Press TAB in Freeplay and unlock your first character.
Beat any Pico remix in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Beat Stress (Pico Mix) in Freeplay (on any difficulty).
Earn a Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Beat any Erect remix in Freeplay on Erect or Nightmare difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Hard difficulty.
Earn a Gold Perfect rating on any song on Nightmare difficulty.
Get freaky on a Friday.
Beat Collab 1 in Story Mode (on any difficulty).
Medals Earned: 5/13 (60/495 points)
Unlock the error platform ability
Unlock the glitch pulse ability
Disable the adblocker
Beat the game on the normal difficulty
Beat the game on the hard difficulty
Beat the game on the extreme difficulty
Explore the ads and analytics centre and discover the secret lab, unlocking a new game mode
Beat the game on any difficulty with fierce foes enabled for the whole game
Unlock the Neolite City observation deck health upgrade
Unlock the Bandwidth Control Site health upgrade
Unlock the Laboratory health upgrade
Medals Earned: 7/18 (130/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 stones
Shoot mom in the face
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
It's part of the grind
Kill god, be cool
Kill god, in super style. This is a real challenge